Small Print, Better Mood
Privacy Protocol
How the site handles data, with fewer soul-draining paragraphs and more plain English.

Privacy, but readable

We collect as little as possible, keep it for as short as practical, and avoid building a surveillance machine on a website that teaches responsible research. Irony has limits.

In plain English

  • Demo login state is stored locally in your browser so refresh does not immediately erase your existence.
  • We do not need your life story to let you read a checklist.
  • Operational analytics should be minimal, transparent, and boring in the best possible way.
  • Sensitive user data should not be collected until there is a real backend and a real retention policy.

If a future feature needs more data, it should earn that right the old-fashioned way: documentation, justification, and someone from compliance sighing deeply.